"My name is Fred Flintstone and I'm here to make your Bedrock" and other cringe-worthy chat up lines

So it's that time of year again, when suddenly the only colour palette available is red or pink and everything from cards, to pillow cases to kitchen utensils is emblazoned with words such as 'love' and 'Valentine'. And even if some of us are loved-up and happily picking out curtains with our significant others Team LBD can sure remember the days of being a singleton and the dreaded chat-up line. Everyone's had one; some humorous, some successful and some just downright cringe-worthy.

We've swapped some tragic tales at Team LBD and after much consideration (and hysterical laughing) our favourite has got to be, "Is your name Gillette? Cos you're the best a man can get" Awful, we know. The result: the damsel in question choking on a piece of ice in horror. Probably not the desired effect the young lothario had hoped for! Here are some of our favourite one-liners, but please do let us know the corkers you've heard: "My name's Fred Flintstone and I'm here to make your bed rock" "How much does a Polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice…” "I like your dress, the material looks like girlfriend material” "Excuse me but you've dropped your halo…” "That top's nice but it'd look better on my bedroom floor” "I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight, you will" "I misplaced my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" "I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?" Can you top this little lot? Let us know on our Facebook page.